SG: Bad Crack---the drinking edition

[killing_rose]

All right folks, I was planning on waiting until tonight to post this one, but I'm in the middle of essay-procrastination and Ivory just proved that just when we thought they'd hit the bottom of the quarry, SG:WTF could actually get worse.

I for one cannot watch this show completely sober. I tried it for fifteen minutes last time. Didn't work, but at least it was a decent bottle of wine.

Your challenge, should you accept it, is to come up with drinking games that the comm members can implement if they want to continue torturing themselves.

ivorygates has suggested that one version could be drinking every time the writers steal a plot/theme/device/set from another sci-fi show, or from SG-1. Or dialogue or characters. Other variants might include drinking every time the writers contradict their own canon.

Who else has a suggestion?

Alternatively, come up with drinks that will make this experience a bit less painful. (Or least more painless.)

Comments

[cesy]

Drink every time you can't see what's going on because it's too dark?

Drink every time the camera shakes for no reason?

[killing_rose]

Drink every time another thing falls apart with the ship?

(All though, yes. It really was too dark, and because they're "making it edgy" that unfortunate quirk is probably going to continue.)

Edited because I can't string together words.

[squirelawrence]

Drink every time Rush lies - drink twice every time he gets caught lying?

Drink every time Eli gets called "Math Boy?"

Drink every time the military, the civilians, and the IOA argue about who's in charge?

[sid]

I think Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters would be a good choice of drink.

:-)

[merrycaepa]

Seconded!

[dar]

Take a drink everytime you see something SG1 or SGA made fun of about themselves being played straight. Whether it's a ticking clock, an exploding singularity or even a zombie outbreak.

[tejas]

Drink whenever someone uses the floaty cameras to spy on people's sex lives. (You know it's coming.)

Two drinks when they *don't* use them for something actually practical. (Like pushing the button in the shuttle.)

[tejas]

Oh! Another two drinks whenever they use the gate on the ship to go down to the gate on the planet despite the fact they have the same point of origin.

Drink whenever they screw with established gateverse canon.

[sid]

You're trying to turn us all in alcoholics, aren't you?

Lead on! :-D

[tejas]

LOL!!

[sid]

Oops! That should have been 'inTO alcoholics'. Anyone would think I'd started playing the drinking game early. ;-D

[tejas]

One would never think that of *you*, Sid.

*blink,blink,blink*

:-)

[sid]

I know, srsly, right?

[tejas]

And I'm right there next to you on the next bar stool. :-)

[sid]

Good, because I uploaded this icon just for you. *g*

[tejas]

ROTFLMAO!!! SISTER! :-)

It's a good thing we don't live close to each other.

[sid]

Our favorite hangout would be whichever saloon would serve us Pizza Rolls as bar snacks. :-)

[tejas]

LOL!!!