Let's Mock Stargate Universe!

This is the November thread for links to fic relating to Stargate: Universe. Please comment to this thread with links, and include a few lines of explanation. SGUgh fic links are pretty much any fic (SG-1, SGA) that references SGUgh, since Jack, Daniel, and Sam appear in the pilot and Jack and Daniel appear in other eps. Since we here at stargate_schadenfreude think the show sucks rocks, this thread isn't exactly looking for straightforward SG:WTF fics, so bring on your rants, your parodies, your drinking games, and your derisive filksongs, as well as your straight-up SG-1/SGA fics. At the end of each month, this top-post will be edited to include all the links posted that month.

I have now uploaded the recent SGUgh icons to the Icon Page: feel free to grab. Anyone have any more?

How about links to SGU stuff elsewhere?

In your opinion: should I start three monthly thread-entries where people can post (a) new icons (b) links to SGU fic of a suitable nature (c) links to non-fiction posts and entries about SGU? For example, Stargate_SG-1_and_Atlantis_Transcripts@yahoogroups.com is posting transcripts of the show, but I don't think I can repost them without permission.