Let us, I pray you, good madame, draw a touching veil over the endearing notion that (a) the Density is so far away from The Woobie Planet that a wormhole from the ship to the surface must intersect a solar flare, (b) that The USS Lassie the Density, while having the smarts to lead Little Timmy the crew to the planet of the Poisonous Space Hamsters just so they can get the cure for the disease in the water THAT THE DENSITY APPARENTLY COULDN'T PURIFY IN THE FIRST PLACE, (c) couldn't manage to route the path of the wormhole around the solar flare. Which same flares don't make a Gate go on the fritz that way anyway...
Pity they all didn't stay dead.
If Rush is so goddamned interested in Ascending, why isn't he: (a) sucking up to Daniel Jackson (b) sucking up to the geeks at Area 51 so he can play with their Ascend-o-Meter (c) boogie-ing off to the Pegasus Galaxy which is just chock full of members of The Ascension Of The Month Club (d) in a military prison somewhere for trying to convert Earth to Origin because he wanted the Priors to Ascend him?
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on 2009-11-16 08:36 am (UTC)The USS Lassiethe Density, while having the smarts to leadLittle Timmythe crew to the planet of the Poisonous Space Hamsters just so they can get the cure for the disease in the water THAT THE DENSITY APPARENTLY COULDN'T PURIFY IN THE FIRST PLACE, (c) couldn't manage to route the path of the wormhole around the solar flare. Which same flares don't make a Gate go on the fritz that way anyway...Pity they all didn't stay dead.
If Rush is so goddamned interested in Ascending, why isn't he: (a) sucking up to Daniel Jackson (b) sucking up to the geeks at Area 51 so he can play with their Ascend-o-Meter (c) boogie-ing off to the Pegasus Galaxy which is just chock full of members of The Ascension Of The Month Club (d) in a military prison somewhere for trying to convert Earth to Origin because he wanted the Priors to Ascend him?