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sinanju ([personal profile] sinanju) wrote in [community profile] stargate_schadenfreude2009-10-11 01:28 pm

Running with the Premise

They have at least two Ancient communication stones on the ship. (Both the Colonel and Chloe were dealing with people on earth at the same time this episode.) These stones allow for instantaneous, real-time bodyswapping over apparently infinite distances with no external power source needed and no side effects...other than the bodyswap itself.

So...
1. Two stones (minimum) on the Destiny.
2. About 80 people aboard the Destiny.
3. Stargate Command has hundreds, if not thousands, of soldiers and scientists at their command, as well as access to top minds in every field from the US and the other nations in the international gate consortium.

What does this mean?

It means that the SGC can have a minimum of TWO experts on Ancient language or technology aboard Destiny at all times.

Give each scientist an eight-hour shift. He (or she) bodyswaps with someone aboard the Destiny and works at their specialty for eight hours before swapping back.

Each bodyswappee from Destiny gets a) eight hours in the well-lit, (relatively) comfortable SGC base, with access to decent food (again, relatively, even if it's standard commissary fare it's better than what they've got on the ship). They have access to email, to the internet, to telephones, etc. (Always assuming they're cleared for it.)

They ALSO have access to experts in the SGC who can teach them how to read Ancient, and provide them with primers on Ancient technology so that they won't ALWAYS be completely useless aboard the ship. For that matter, they could also all be given basic training in firearms (just in case), first aid, survival in various environments, and so forth.

They can't actually transfer equipment, but there's no reason they can't all learn plenty about how to cope with their situation more effectively.

It'll never happen, though. Too safe, too sane. Too reasonable.

But it's what I'd do if I were in charge.

[personal profile] hivesofactivity 2009-10-11 10:57 pm (UTC)(link)
It is a HUGE HONKIN' PITY you are not in charge!
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[personal profile] killing_rose 2009-10-11 11:01 pm (UTC)(link)
This would make sense! (Why is it that you are not in charge?)
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[personal profile] sid 2009-10-12 12:03 am (UTC)(link)
U R BRILLIANT!

Yes, this will never happen.

Besides, that would assume that they could pry Col. Telford out of the chair next to the stones. *g*
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[personal profile] samantilles 2009-10-12 01:39 pm (UTC)(link)
your logic is infallable, except that it won't make money in the long run because there's not enough angsty drama with apparently plenty of sex that the producers have in mind... But this is brilliant!

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[personal profile] tejas 2009-11-10 03:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, yeah. That would make sense. It would also open the door for some, y'know, actual *plots*, but we can't have that.
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[personal profile] peridotjude 2009-11-10 06:35 pm (UTC)(link)
***It'll never happen, though. Too safe, too sane. Too reasonable***

Too smart.
TWIC at Bridge are like little boys. Not. Smart.
I love your idea, BTW.