wait WHAT? That's the alcoholic incestuous Senator's daughter? Fuck me: I thought she was BLONDE.

oh but don't you know that women, because of their low IQs and high sex drives, have a much higher body temperature than men, so they NEEEEEEED to wear skimpy clothes and flash their titties. Men, OTOH, naturally run cooler and need extra layers of clothing, since all their bloodflow is being diverted to their brains, which are full of vast manly intellect that YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND BECAUSE YOU'RE JUST A GIRL.